{"id":703,"date":"2012-05-07T23:45:23","date_gmt":"2012-05-08T03:45:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/?p=703"},"modified":"2012-05-07T00:49:09","modified_gmt":"2012-05-07T04:49:09","slug":"i-have-to-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/?p=703","title":{"rendered":"I have to laugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">At a mother daughter banquet this past weekend, a friend shared that you just have to choose to laugh rather than cry at some of the things our kids do. I constantly remind myself of the need to laugh. \u00c2\u00a0Somehow, the phrase &#8220;there is no sense in crying over spilled milk&#8221; gets put into constant practice literally at our house. (Unless its breastmilk, then I really do cry.) Our house is always full of <del>noise <\/del>\u00c2\u00a0<del>excitement<\/del> <del>\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0tears\u00c2\u00a0<\/del>\u00c2\u00a0<del>laughter <\/del>\u00c2\u00a0 life.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Here are a few of the things that we have laughed at lately<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Alex emptied the ENTIRE newly organized \u00c2\u00a0toy\/book shelf (Including actually pulling the shelves off). When I asked him what happened he said &#8220;the big giant tomatoes did it!&#8221;. \u00c2\u00a0Hmmmm maybe I should reconsider veggie tales.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I set the kids up to do some water colors. I even had them take their shirts off, and still Kalea turned them into finger paints and made me wish I had taken her shorts off too.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSCN1726.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-704\" title=\"DSCN1726\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSCN1726-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSCN1726-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSCN1726-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSCN1726-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Not to be outdone, Alex did the same<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSCN1727.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-705\" title=\"DSCN1727\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSCN1727-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSCN1727-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSCN1727-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSCN1727-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Alex (trying to save me from extra work) poured himself an extra bowl of Cheerios&#8230; all over the floor.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This was pretty classic of Kalea&#8217;s look and mood most of the week \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/photo-10-e1336365155323.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-706\" title=\"photo (10)\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/photo-10-e1336365155323-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/photo-10-e1336365155323-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/photo-10-e1336365155323.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This little guy became mobile:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/photo-11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-708\" title=\"photo (11)\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/photo-11-e1336365507413-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/photo-11-e1336365507413-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/photo-11-e1336365507413.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Which led to this guy getting upset<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/photo-12-e1336365588205.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-709\" title=\"photo (12)\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/photo-12-e1336365588205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/photo-12-e1336365588205-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/photo-12-e1336365588205.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Because &#8220;MOM! Michael is playing with my STUFF!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSCN1723.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-707\" title=\"DSCN1723\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSCN1723-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSCN1723-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSCN1723-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSCN1723-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When I would ask Michael about it, he merely looked at me, grinned and showed me his new trick: Clapping =)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Welcome to life at the HamHouse! =) I &lt;3 my life!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At a mother daughter banquet this past weekend, a friend shared that you just have to choose to laugh rather than cry at some of the things our kids do. 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