{"id":618,"date":"2012-02-13T23:55:41","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T04:55:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/?p=618"},"modified":"2012-02-16T10:58:54","modified_gmt":"2012-02-16T15:58:54","slug":"yep-i-do-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cheapparenting.com\/?p=618","title":{"rendered":"Yep, I do it."},"content":{"rendered":"

I bribe my kids. Occasionally. And only when I’m desperate. Like last week.<\/p>\n

I went to pick the kids up at mom’s and found out that some how Alex had managed to get his very first splinter =( It was a pretty big\/long one too.<\/p>\n

I felt SOOOOOOO bad for him, he kept asking me to just “kiss it out”. Mom held him down while I used a combination of tweezers and a pin to try and dig\/scrape\/pry the stubborn little booger out of his poor finger. He kept not holding still very well, so I told him if he cooperated he could have ice cream. You could see him gather his composure and weigh in his tiny little head if ice cream really was worth going through this deep agony over. He relented, and after about 45 minutes of working on it, we got the whole thing out.<\/p>\n

So I spent a whopping $1 and got him some ice cream (which we split 3 ways, because it was hard on mommy too, and Kalea couldn’t be left out!) and bribed my 2 year old. He did however tell me that “that sure was nice of you to get my ouchy out for me mama”.<\/p>\n

With all the spoiling, I may end up with a brat, but at least he will be a polite one! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

And you know what, if he gets another splinter, he’ll probably get another bribe. Just don’t tell him that!<\/p>\n

(Oh and I sincerely thought about trying to get pictures of this first splinter episode, but then I also thought it was more important to take advantage of the time and get it out. So you just get the story =) )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I bribe my kids. Occasionally. And only when I’m desperate. Like last week. I went to pick the kids up at mom’s and found out that some how Alex had managed to get his very first splinter =( It was a pretty big\/long one too. I felt SOOOOOOO bad for him, he kept asking me […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,8,1],"tags":[40,49,41],"class_list":["post-618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alexander","category-doctors","category-uncategorized","tag-alexander-2","tag-doctors","tag-parenting"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t